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tail
1. noun
a) The caudal appendage of an animal that is attached to its posterior and near the anus.

When a grumpy client of the frats annual carwash complained the tail of his menure-soiled tractor wasnt completely cleaned, the poor pledges had to drop trou and bend over to get their own tails paddled in public.

b) The tail-end of an object, e.g. the rear of an aircrafts fuselage, containing the tailfin.

They were wont to wipe their tailes (this vaine superstition of words must be left unto women) with a sponge, and thats the reason why Spongia in Latine is counted an obscene word [...].

Syn: ass, poontang, poon, tang, pussy, punani
2. verb
To surreptitiously follow and observe.

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